aftertherockets

Seriously. I've skipped more class than I've attended in the last two weeks. This is slightly distressing.

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My mother, I think.
2. What is your weapon of choice? My biting sarcasm. ;) Or maybe just the biting.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I used to beat on my cousin all the time. And I still beat on Stew.
4. How about of the same sex? Yeah.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Uhhh, I don't know. They didn't tell me. My sister, maybe?
6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I'm horrible. I can hold a grudge for years. Especially if the person doesn't even try to make up for it.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Cook. I've been eating horribly and spending too much money lately.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pm. I think.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My grandmother.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I don't want to walk in there late."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Uhhh, no.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? HAH! February?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Twice.

GLUTTONY
1. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Two drinks. I don't drink much.
2. Have you ever used a commercial diet program? I tried the South Beach diet for awhile. Didn't work out so well.
3. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty foods, definitely.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I don't so much keep a running count. But the number's probably somewhere around eight or nine. Really, don't ask.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Just the one, yeah.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice person during a normal conversation? It's been known to happen.
4. Have you "done it"? What, are we twelve?
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Does Christina count? ;) Haha, no.
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? HAD to? No.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? One. That I don't use.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Amazon.com
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel). And then I'd pay off my student loans.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. Duh.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I'd like to say no, but I probably would. If only for a little while.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Mmmm, I don't know.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Probably the college thing. But who knows.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Go out and see the world, do something for once.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Sometimes. Depends on what coming in first place means.
5. What did you do today that you're proud of? I got out of bed.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Megan's ambition.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I would go on While You Were Out. Duh. Andrew Dan-JUMBO. Hellooooo.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Kate Winslet. Totally.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yeah.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Motivation, ambition, something other than apathy.

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? I don't.
2. What religion were you raised as? My dad's family is Catholic, but my dad really isn't so much. I have a Christian background, but I never went to church as a kid.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? No.
5. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Yep.
6. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No. Fools. No one except me, that is.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? I didn't really want anything but the Harry Potter books, so yes. Yes I did.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? A future. Health. Friends, family. Love.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? OH MY GOD all the time. It's sad, really.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? ...no. They've been bought for me, though.
6. Do you gamble? No. Why is this under hope? Shouldn't it be under greed or something?

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? My all-consuming apathy.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Got out of bed. I really do think that's an accomplishment.
3. Who is your favorite super hero, and why? It used to be Batman, but I'm totally gonna have to go with Spider-man here.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? If I thought quickly enough. And if it was any of my friends or family.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? One time, my family was going through a rough patch and my mom and my sister and I were going somewhere and she asked my mother where. My mom said we were going to see the Wizard to get her some courage, and my sister some brains. Then, as an afterthought, she added, "and to get Heather a heart." That's always stuck with me.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Yeah. Totally. I hate public speaking like woah.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yep. I was one away from being called to sit on the jury, too.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? It depends. They probably wouldn't make me fight so much as work elsewhere, so maybe. I guess really it would depend on what I thought of the war. (And really, we both know I couldn't kill anyone ever. So...I'd probably find some way out of it.)
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Depends on the day. And what news story I've read most recently. :P I haven't really cleared this one up for myself just yet.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? ohhhhhhh, please don't get me started here.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? I fucking HATE the media circus trials. I hate the people who watch them religiously, and I hate the networks that cover them.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? During the election season, I did.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Coming across as too judgemental.
2. Do you collect anything? CDs. I used to collect Wizard of Oz stuff.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Caffeine/soda. I drink far too much of it.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No, I don't think so.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Debit card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Get such bad grades these past two years.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Hahahaha. Why no. Why would you ask that? :P

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Megan's mom, maybe.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? A few, yeah.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Not usually. Sometimes. I'm stubborn like that.
4. What area are you wisest in? Nothing important.
5. Have you ever had unprotected sex outide of marriage? I am too prudent for that! HAH!

Ugggghhhhh. Ugh, I say!

ETA:

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Roxie Larkspur
(Name of first pet / Street where you live)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Goldfish George (heeeee)
(Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name)

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Finepix Noodles
(First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Oregano Nassau
(Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot)

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Hebbie Waldorf (ohhhhhh man. that's just wrong.)
(Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied)

6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS: H. Co
(First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

7. ICON ALIAS: Peppermint Patty Orange Juice (that one makes no sense)
(Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen)

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Kitten Stone (I must name a character in a story this. MUST.)
(Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School)

9. BARFLY ALIAS: Schmiscuit Margarita
(Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Leigh Stillwater (not first street I lived on, but I don't remember that one)
(Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived)

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: Spree Apple
(Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Hecoo Grcli (can you even say that last name? Hah.)
(First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in for your last name)