because I steal all of my memes from madrigalblue

[aftertherockets]

1. Why are you doing this? Nothing else to do.
2. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? Balki seriously owns. ;)
3. Do you love me? Who are you? And why do you feel the need to reaffirm your own value by reassuring yourself that others love you? Love yourself first. *g*
4. Does catnip really make you high? I did have one seriously happy cat...
5. What is a sexy, sexy song? Anything by Bono. Mmmmmm.
6. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? whipped cream. not much for anything chocolate-y
7. How often do you post in your livejournal? More often than I probably should. I need to get a life.
8. Question from Gatz: Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
a. I'm
b. a
c. lover
d. not a
e. figher. ;)
9. Ever swallow a bug? an ant, when I was little.
10. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? If it does, that's completely unfair.
11. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. True or false? Yes?
12. Best Beastie Boys song? Brass Monkey!
13. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? Squirrels are evil, and my pet deer would probably just run out in front of a car.
14. Question from Gatz: Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? No. I hate driving, but there are way better things to do with that money. Like buy an elephant.
15. Do you prefer diners or fast food? yeah, it pretty much depends on what mood I'm in.
16. Do you like pina coladas? I don't like coconut.
17. Do you like peas? not really. I can't get them past my nose. And if I do, they're all mushy and stuff. yuck.
18. Whatever happened to Master P? His "P" got flushed down the toilet and now he doesn't know what the hell to call himself. Hahaha, I like Tara's answer!
19. Whatever happened to all the Lils? Didn't they all drop the "Lil" cause everyone was a Lil? And now no one is a Lil?
20. Do you have a driver's license? If not, why, you lazy mooching SOB? (Disregard that last part if you're just too young to drive) I do. So nyeh. :)
21. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? No, but it'd be pretty funny if I had. sihaya09, you should start calling people that. :)
22. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? Meh?
23. Didn't Not Another Teen Movie suck? Yeah, it pretty much did. Except that part at the end where Molly Ringwald made fun of herself. That was pretty funny.
24. Ever read any Nietzsche? No, but I will get around to it sooner or later.
25. Do you like waterslides? Yeah! They're fun!
26. Do you like tacos? This isn't a sexual question, is it?
27. Do you like your food spicy? I'm American.
28. Spicy meatballs? That's a spicy meatball-ah!
29. Do you like porn? What kind of porn? :P
30. Is God in the TV? If he is, I know a lot of Christians who've been wasting they're time... ;)
31. Have you ever made your own porn? *angelic face*
32. Do you want to destroy my sweater? Pull this thread as I walk away?
33. Are you gangsta? Hell, yeah, bitch! :P
34. Have you ever seen The Brady Bunch Movie? haha, yeah
35. Can you name all the members of the Beatles? Is there anyone over the age of ten who can't?
36. Are you more into having sex, or making love? Yes.
37. Ever written a thesis? Not yet.
38. What did you eat for lunch today? I haven't had lunch yet.
39. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas at the convenience store? Not really.
40. Is vomiting fun? No. What kind of sick freak would think it was fun????????????!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! :)