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Damn my curious brain!

I read a spoiler for Angel.

A major spoiler. I didn't really mean to. Not really.

Grrr.

EEEEEP! I wanna see the end now! Stupid WB.

ETA: Someone console me! Tell me I'm not a horrible person for knowing. Tell me it isn't true so I can go into it and be surprised! PLEASE???

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it's not true.

i know because i'm secretly a writer for the show.

ha. i wish. it will be good anyway don't worry :)

Right. So it was all a lie to get me all worked up, right? Right. Thanks.

:)

you're not terrible for knowing... but you will be if you tell me! *covers ears and hums loudly*
I just hate spoilers, they always makes me cry :'(

I know! I hate spoilers, too. I just couldn't stop myself from clicking the link and then there it was and I'd already read it and bah. Life would be so much easier if these things just weren't posted online. :P I have no self-control.

AWFUL!

No dropping hints, now. :P

ANGLE GETS HIT BY A BUS THAT HAS SUPER-SUN POWER AND DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT AFTER SPIKE AND ANGLE KISS!

AND WES TURNS INTO A vamPIRE and then SHANSUS!!!!11!!KLJKJKJKJ@!ONE!

AND THEN GUNN RUNS OFF WITH EVE CAUSE HE IS TEH HOTT AND HAS A THING FOR STUPID SKINNY GIRLS~!!@! AND lORnE BUYS A NEW BAR AND MARRIES JAI FROM QUEER EYE!!

OMGLIEKWTF?@?!@?!

AND ILLYRIA RUNS OFF TO CALIFORNIA TO BECOME A FLOWER CHILD AND LINDSEY SPENDS HIS LIFE WRITING THINLY-VEILED GAY PORN ABOUT TWO GUYS NAMED "LAWRENCE" and "SERAPH"!

OMG, THEN I HEARD THAT LILAH COMES BACK FROM HELL TO FIND WES AND FINDS POOR WIDDLE SPIKEY-POO ALL BY HIS LONESOME CAUSE ALL HIS TWOO WUVS KEEP DIEING!!11!

aND THEN sHE AND SPIEK HAVE TEH SEX! ON the FLOOR!!!2@! OMG!!!!!!

ND WES DiKLARES HIS TRUE WuV is CHEETOS!! AT LEAST THEY CAN"T DyE@!

omg, CHEETOS? JOSS IS EVOL!

oHH! AND GAVIN COMES BACK AND THEN HARMONY DOESN"T NO WHO HE IZ AND EATS HIM! lolZ. anD THAN SHE BECOMSE THE ceo OF woLFRAM&hEART.

I"LL B SO MAD IF THEIRS NO sPUFFY!!1

WTF biOTCh?!two? SPUFFY suX BIG skrotUm! BuffY+RIILYE 4-EVA! no, Buffy+ANGLE! I kan'T MAKE UP my MiiiiIIIIND!

Harmeny ken't Eat GAVIN WTF-- he's all A ZOMBIE, she'd be SICK, HELLO!

KATE comes bacK and KILLs ANGLE andd takes over woLFRAM&hEART. IDIT. I M SMRTR than U!

AND THEN the BEEST comes BAKC FROM THE DEAD and gives her a PEDICURE & FRENCH TIPS.

CONNER GETS all BROODY and blames SPIEK and KILSS him, then gets A THANK YOU CARD from ITILY.

AFTer Lawrence LINDSEY hears that ANGLE's DEAD, he TRIES TO KILL Kate, Butt the BEEST STABS him and he DIES with an EMO KRI- "SERAPH ANGLE!!!. and he is dead. then KATE publiches all his ghey pr0n and runs away with GHOST LILAH to LESBONIA.

TeH END!

(White Oleander. Check.)

I KNOEW GAVIN WAZ A ZOMBIE BUT HES NOT NEMORE, HES LIEK A DEMONSPAWN OR SUMTHIN. MEBBE I RED IT WRONG THO. lol.

AND omg, i DIDN"T KNOW kATE WAS COMING BACk!!!!@! sHE KIKCS ASS, LOLz! 'CEPT WHEN SHE WAS tRYIN TO GET WIT ANGLE, CAUSE ANGLE+CORDY 4EVA!

OH! aND THEN GUNN COMES BACK FROM BEIN WIT eVE ANND HE GoES DOwN 2 HIS HELLTHINGIE AND HE'S ALL "BITCH, please!" AND BEETS UP THE DEMOIN GUY. ANND THENN HE REALIZES HIS LOVE FOR tHE KITTY ISSOPURE AND THEY ruN AWAY TOgETHER, AND eVE poUTS CUZ HEr BOYFrIENDS r ALWAYS GAY OR iN LOVE WIT AMINALS. omg< CAN U bELEVE IT?!!@

WE ALL KNOWED tHat Gun waz ALL about THE UnSHAVED pussy.

YEW juss WAIT until you FIND OUT THE BIG BADD! It'z TOTALLY GWeN! She lieK SHOTS LAZER beems frum Her EYez~!

And oF COURCE Loorn GOEZ TO BEIJING and JOINs the OPERA!

OMG, GWEN!!!!!!1three!! aND THAN THYE HAFF TO BRING IN WILLOw 2 STOP HERR!! sO WILLloW COMES IN AN SHE MAKES WITH dA WITCHy mojo AND gWEN IS gONNA KILL HER BUT THAN SHe fIgures OUT THAT wilLLOW IS DA ONLY 1 LEFT who hASN"T rUN OFf OR dyed. sO THEy R ABUOT TO kilL EACh TOhER AND TheN THEY fALL IN LUV!!!@! iT"S GUNNA B GR8!

I read the spoiler too - over at Buffy World and I really wish I hadn't b/c it didnt make any sense....

*sigh*

I really like your &

sihaya09's theories much better

Stupid spoilers. Let's just pretend they're fake, yes? ;)

And I think Chris and I are way funnier than the actual writers. I'm just gonna pretend that's how it goes down. :P

Hah.

Ah. That's right. I'd almost forgotten why you two frighten me.

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