OMG I would kill Heathcliff so freaking fast. I don't know anything about Mr. Bingley, but I assume he was annoying, so I'll just shag him, and then I'll marry Colin Firth. Or that cute guy that played Mr. Darcy in the new P&P. :)

Also, not my fault! I didn't want to shove Giles! But I also didn't want to have sex with my father figure!! FREAK!

TWW: Sam, Josh, Charlie.